Royal

royal is a godly smash player, more or less bored half the time and loves arson. this walking tank of a man makes chuck noriss his bitch, with each step he takes a new universe comes into existence. with the power to tear a hole into the fabric of the universe, he sleeps.

royal is cool

by layor November 05, 2021

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall

guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma

by jsavy June 29, 2024

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Jadakis Royal

An amazing, caring, generous man. Someone who can be stubborn but overall is a great guy. Anyone would be lucky to be with a Jadakis Royal

"Aww look at that guy helping that lady across the road"

"That's a Jadakis Royal alright"

by The1theonlyTopG November 21, 2023

Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.

One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain

by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025

Clash Royale

A strategy fantasy based game against your opponents. Rank up arenas and unlock cards to use in battle. You can also play Clan Wars, weekly trainings, donate cards, be involved in the competitive scene, or play against friends in friendly battles with them or fellow clanmates. Clash Royale has over 597M downloads and is very popular. The meta for cards always are changing. Clash Royale is very customizable for banners, achievements, or badges. How you can rank up is by earning trophies by winning in comps or in arenas to get on with the next arena and unlock some new cards for you deck.

Clash Royale is created by Supercell OY

Tim: "Yo bro, 1v1 me in Clash Royale, I'll crush you with my Mega Knight"
Ben: "Aight bet, Imma clap you with my OP deck buddy"

by iR78 December 22, 2023

royal

Noun - an accidental brushing against or incidental touching of somebody else in a private or usually off limits area.

Sometimes pronounced "Roy-AL"

Hey did you see that? I just turned around and totally royaled the back of my hand against the boss's boob. How embarassing!

by pon loc July 16, 2008