Roberto

A Homosexual fat male who plays halo 3 and pokemon in his garage

That person was such a Roberto

by yyy456456 February 17, 2010

Robert Trujillo

Mexican troll

Person 1: did you see Robert trujillo last night?

Person 2: yea, what a Mexican troll!

by Badassmofonameddave July 5, 2009

Robert Hall

Noun: Person The cooliest person alive he can grow an afro but hes white he also has amazing powers of the mind hes like a mind reader

The Robert Hall

by bob-O124565 April 25, 2010

RobDog

A RobDog is a very charismatic and witty individual with confidence sometimes bordering on cocky. He usually enjoys Kevin Gates or Taylor swift music while driving and will sing along loudly to both. Likes to back into spaces.

Very big heart, tends to be generous and willing to help out anyone but will also steal your Xbox and sell it to buy pills.
Hard worker but can't manage money.
Tends to have cowlicks and thus can't get a decent haircut to save his life.

"Where did your friend go?"
"Oh, you mean RobDog? He's nodding out in the bathroom."

by AnberlinRose15 February 27, 2019

wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

robbed from the cradle

This can go both ways, it can be good, and it can be bad, so listen up. The real definition is when 1 person who is older (say maybe 27) and another person who is younger (about 14) are goin out and/or doin stuff together. For guys that be goin out with older women, you either one of two things, a pimp or a nasty-ass perv. For girls, well I dont know bout girls.

Hittin them before the hair does.

Yeah so what if I was bangin on the High Schoolers up in the 3rd grade? Werent you? So dont be a playa hata.

Nah, you aint no playa, you just got robbed from the cradle.

by whogiveashit? June 27, 2006

Roberto

Fuck Roberto

Fuck Roberto, he's a dick

by Napoleon_mindtricks December 19, 2016