by mstosmart June 9, 2024
Get the richardmug. by Rosie Riveter August 10, 2021
Get the Richard Coopermug. Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
Get the Richardmug. Richard Robert (hillbilly pronunciation: Dick-Bob) are two names that when combined create an amazing person who should be respected and loved for their leadership, hard work, loyalty, and dedication. The name Richard is a person who can bring laughter or a smile to someone's face with ease. He is also aware of his surroundings and will be overly cautious of fake or rude people. Robert is our holy lord and savior with a massive cock. So it goes without saying Richard Roberts have both of these qualities and should be treated as such. If you have a Richard Robert in your life you should be grateful and express your gratitude to them often.
by DarkAngel69 November 24, 2021
Get the Richard Robertmug. Richard, he is the cutest guy ever he has the biggest dick in mankind he takes anyone’s girl and when someone asks if he has a big dick he says “it’s in the name” People some times confuse his massive cock for a gun in his waist band but no! It’s his massive dong and he needs a magnum condom when he’s having sexual intercourse with his many partners.
by Contemption February 12, 2024
Get the Richardmug. by Maegan... <3 September 12, 2021
Get the Richardmug. A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019
Get the Richardmug.