by carinsainest July 21, 2023
Get the No puppymug. A euphemism for masturbation.
Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
by MiniGram October 7, 2025
Get the Peeling the Puppymug. someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.
dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
by Samot-boy April 23, 2019
Get the puppy-dudemug. hot. smash.
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
Get the Jawless Puppymug. by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021
Get the puppy snackmug. 
"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
by Rocky Horror Babe March 1, 2021
Get the horse puppymug.