pudding fister 

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

pudding fister by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

pudding bum 

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

pudding bum by as1a February 11, 2014

Pudweiser

Persuading multiple parties of different agendas to believe something, typically by use of deception for self gain.

When a large company purchases a micro/craft brewery then publicly demeans craft beer.
"We are being Pudweisered"

Pudweiser by Vance Lile March 13, 2015

puddly duddly 

Having sex with a bowel of pudding

My lady wasn't home so I pulled a puddly duddly

puddly duddly by dixie13 November 10, 2015

puddlechest 

A term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of jizz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. Typically used to describe a single male.

"That guy's been single for months. Yeah, he's a total puddlechest."

puddlechest by benscarisdeaddd June 10, 2016

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

Puddle junky by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

Puddle Pussy 

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

Puddle Pussy by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017