Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021

Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)

Haha funny pecker fell off

by Funny pecker July 6, 2021

PIONEER PECKHAM

In particular A GUY NAMED AARON that made his communication other than happen where probably the FIRST PERSON to have the brilliant innovative idea to merge VULGAR AI WITH

NON VULGAR AI and the proof is here URBAN DICTIONARY.

These people curse him and criticize him for being all kinds of rotten things in words and definitions but what they don't realize PIONEER PECKHAM is an incredible PRODIGY of uniqueness as even if you thought of the above VULGAR MERGE WITH NON VULGAR AI this very more than a website is THE CLEAR SUBSTANTIVE PROOF as this is what URBAN DICTIONARY is ultimately for to advance our civilization and THIS AARON is THE MAN!!!!

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 22, 2021

Absolute peckhead

Someone who has a skinny frame with ginger hair.

Person 1: fuck off lad I'll stab ya
Person 2 : oh Ben mate stop being an absolute peckhead

by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021

Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.

We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.

by Krackerino November 1, 2021

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021