Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Pony Pull Take Down

Straight grabbing a girl by her pony tail, or hair in general, and putting her where you want; can be combined with follow up moves (similar to a Mortal Kombat combo, e.g. Pony pull take down to a throat throttle)

Example 1: Jake was walking out in the sunshine the other day and saw a blonde 10 that he had to have so he approached and proceeded with a pony pull take down to a throat throttle.

Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.

Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.

Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.

by kingkongbingbongdingdong September 23, 2022

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

stupid ahh pony game

It is a game called star stable that loves to not care about their players at all, infact its met for "toddlers" and young kids, even though the game has more teenagers and adults bc no toddler will know how to play the game, the game is over priced and way to expensive. They need to care about the bugs and people playing the game

"this is a stupid ahh pony game"

by Gabrielle Anwar November 7, 2022

One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

Pony

The opposite of a War Horse; someone who is small, weak, or acting weak, foolish, booferish, etc.

Bro, don't be such a pony.

by KodyCarter August 26, 2019