Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022

Pizza Lollipop

When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.

Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!

by IGSDann April 26, 2014

Crappy Pizza

Crappy pizza is a pizza that tastes like shit.

Damn this is crappy pizza.

by Kitkattime22 November 21, 2018

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

recovery pizza

A pizza ordered to provide sustenance after the occurance if a culinary disaster.

Oh, man! Phil's little cooking experiment sucks! He better order up a recovery pizza so we can eat.

by AdamMc1105 December 1, 2013

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010

pizza horny

When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.

Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.

by ProtonFire May 12, 2020