Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 29, 2021
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Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf
Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "
by legion69420 January 21, 2015
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger March 27, 2012
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Puppy Nuts

Term used to describe someone with a plethora of electrical mechanical knowledge and skills.
Could you imagine how difficult this install would be without puppy nuts?
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puppy stomped

To demolish another without competition. A thorough and significant victory.
She straight up puppy stomped you guys.
by Audioout July 05, 2020
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munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.
Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.
by Dr.Doctors March 23, 2015
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