why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

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The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

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Kei

Kei is a very good smash bros player who simps for Joker. He's chaotic in a good way. He can tell you about all the important animes to know about. Sometimes he'll pull really good advice out of nowhere.

Kei's always playing cookie run and Genshin. Are they really that fun?

by Bo_Raichu_King November 24, 2021

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Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.

"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"

by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021

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painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

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