Ass cold

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009

Gay-Ass

A word used to describe an object, mainly unfashionable clothing, and often naming that object after saying "Gay-Ass".

Josh: What's the matter?
Sam: Jonathon's wearing his Gay-Ass hat again.

by Samo93 May 5, 2009

ass pirate

Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.

"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"

by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006

draggin ass

1. Tired. 2. As if to be so tired that one's own ass is a burden to carry.

Ex. It's two o'clock, if I don't get some sleep I'm going to be draggin ass tomorrow at work.

by Last of the Kmart Shoppers July 11, 2006

Ass Dance

A dance and antic when a dancer pulls his pants down to show his/her bare naked ass and dances

See Bare Butt Boogie

Derives from the anime Shin Chan

Shinosuke Nohara: Ladies and Gentlemen come buy a sasuage and see the dancing ass boy. Ass Dance, Ass Dance, woo woo!

by Andreasantoni May 24, 2008

ass acoustics

Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.

- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.

by pkon March 30, 2008

ass rape

Something that will happen to you in prison if you drop your soap in the shower

I was raped by Bubba because I dropped my soap in the shower.

by N/A July 27, 2003