couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
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Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
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Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.
“This couch is so comfy!!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 28, 2010
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Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll
by Couch cat February 25, 2019
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