myspace v-card

A holder of a myspace v-card has not had any comments yet. The person who comments them first has taken his myspace v-card. And he is no longer a comment virgin.
I left Fred a comment and just got another myspace v-card.
by mnm2007 October 24, 2007
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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 08, 2010
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Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
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Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.
You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.
by IndySparkPlug January 04, 2011
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SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
by LaramieT1o28 February 05, 2011
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Marking someones card

To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.
Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?
by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008
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Cards Against Humanity

A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016
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