Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."

by Half Mast May 27, 2021

Pole smoker

see wordlarry81word

by Bubba's Bitch September 19, 2003

South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.

Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.

by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024

To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

Pole

Something a woman likes to dance on

I saw mommy dancing on the pole

by tëëf October 23, 2019

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025