when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
Get the text callingmug. by melo* November 17, 2011
Get the texting remorsemug. A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessagemug. n̴̺̤̝̪̳̞̮̲͍̯̭̯̖̤̜̻̾̉̅̊̽̑̓̈͛͑͌̑̒͘̚͜o̴̤͕̖̖̲͋̅̑ŭ̴̡͚̘̼̻̪͒́̃̄̌͗̈̕͠͝n̵̢̢̖̱̗̭̮̼͍̜̫͎̥͖̗͉̿̈͊̌͒̍̒̆͑͑̊
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 24, 2023
Get the Zalgo Textmug. "Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"
by Pun Lover October 2, 2012
Get the Consta-Textmug. My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
Get the Nano-Textmug. is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
Get the death textingmug.