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God

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."
by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018
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by pellataso May 28, 2020
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first off... let’s take a moment.

God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.

this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.
Uneducated person: “Oh god please help me

Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)
by calvinklien January 18, 2018
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(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.
Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God
by rogue extraordinaire August 10, 2019
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A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.
Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”
by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019
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by Wisest man May 30, 2018
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The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.
Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.
by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018
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