I wish I never saw that Michael Bay movie.
I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.
I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.
In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.
I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.
I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.
In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.
by Steven.S.Berg August 7, 2007
Get the michael baymug. Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!
Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling
jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25
Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,
to the side!
Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!
Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling
jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25
Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,
to the side!
Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!
The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!
by FancyNancy December 10, 2012
Get the Michael Jacksoningmug. Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.
Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007
Get the Michael Showaltermug. The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.
Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009
Get the Michael Baymug. The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.
by BassBen15 October 17, 2008
Get the Michael Balzarymug. by cman2369 August 3, 2011
Get the Michael Scottmug. When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010
Get the Michael Crichton'dmug.