Social media

A place where Donald Trump can never be.

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.

by crossworder January 12, 2021

Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"

Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.

by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

Social Media Refugee

Those people who no longer are allowed on major Social Media platforms, despite never breaking the Community Standards. Attempting to create their own platforms results in the shadowy players getting ISP'S and Server Hosts to deny them service, thus leaving them essentially voiceless in today's society. Also see "Zucked"

My friends, I regret to inform you I am now one of the Social Media Refugees.

by PonchoLongshanks January 25, 2021

social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.

"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history

by buck$atan January 25, 2021

Antisocial media

Antisocial media refers to social media sites that are less mainstream and are associated more with dark, antisocial types. Think Reddit or 4Chan.

"Hey man you got a reddit account?"

"Fuck no! I would never use an antisocial media site."

by Anonymousmobster February 20, 2021

Social Media Bot

A social bot is an agent that talks autonomously on social media, usually trying to influencing the course of discussion and/or the opinions of its readers.

These Social Media bots are in all the comment sections.

by •~Lost_Boy •~ February 22, 2021

social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.

If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.

by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021