A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
by Piicasso May 26, 2012
Get the Upside Down Chair Maskmug. Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
Get the Double eyed maskmug. A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!
Hym "Masking is a tactic female autists use to hide thier autism. Should probably start killing these tech cripples though... Glad one of those Doge retards got stomped. That's hilarious. I wonder what happened there."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Maskingmug. 
The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023
Get the subcritical maskmug. by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall December 13, 2021
Get the Maskmug. Panic buying and hoarding to the point of depriving others of surgical masks in the event of a flu outbreak such as the recent Novel Corona virus crisis.
Mask hysteria has broken out in Singapore as kiasu locals have snapped up all available stocks of N95 masks depriving others of adequate protection.
by Sheldon Trollope February 8, 2020
Get the Mask hysteriamug.