pump a load

take a shit, same as drop a duece

my roomate had to pump a load so bad he almost shit his pants

by PAPPY #85 May 22, 2007

Lavatory Load

This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).

That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!

by zax4life December 29, 2007

Full load

Swallowing multiple sperm loads until no sperm is left. This can involve eating sperm orally,vaginally, or anally.

"I wanna take a full load."

by djarella December 15, 2008

Loaders

A stagehand who get paid a high wage to load a truck with lighting, sound and video equipment. After they load, the then continue to assemble the show.

We have 4 loaders, 2 backline, 8 lighting, 4 audio, 5 video and 10 carps

by Chuck Power February 4, 2010

load a la mode

baking up a load of cum

Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010

The “fully loaded” Big Mac

You cum inside a hamburger and give it to a homeless man. You have aids.

I just gave him The “fully loaded” Big Mac special, he didn’t even notice.

by lil dinero October 20, 2018

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004