lick-n-slick

When you lick a piece of hair that is sticking up and stick it back in its proper place.

Today, I had to lick-n-slick my bangs because they were just sticking up every which way.

by lp100880 March 25, 2010

Lick My Rim

The female version of "Suck my dick"

Normally used when asked a question, and the reply is no.

Or

If someone has pissed you off.

Dude can you lend me a fiver?

Ermm how about no, Lick my rim.

Or

Your a prick,

Hey bitch, lick my rim.

by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010

Lick the Middle Finger

1.To have to suck it up and deal with a situation.

2. Another way, if used in the context "Lick my middle finger" can be another way to say "fuck you" in a less In-your-Face fashionisto.

Boyfriend: Hey, Tim my moms coming over for brunch!
Tim: But...ugh..babe, i love you, but your mom...are you serious? c'mon, you kidding me? why are you letting that woman in our house?
Boyfriend: Look, sometimes you just need to lick the middle finger and suck it up, she's your mother in law.

by Jay-Deee October 6, 2012

lick my length

Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end

1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!

by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

What the lick read?

Could you give me the specifics about the robbery or lick we are about to commit.

Hey bro what the lick read? how many people is in the house and where is the stash?

by 💯 The Maxx January 11, 2020