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mudkip's law

When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.

Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k

Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
by sapphicat February 20, 2021
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Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.
Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”
by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020
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Benny’s law

Benny’s law is a social phenomenon that occurs when a discussion about role playing games (RPGs) eventually transitions into a discussion about Fallout: New Vegas.
Person 1: “I love it when RPGs have a good revenge story.”
Person 2: “I think Fallout: New Vegas has the best revenge story.”
Person 1: “I am so tired of Benny’s law always occurring in our conversations.”
Person 2: “What are you talking about? It isn’t bad to like New Vegas is it?”
by Ilovefallout2464 May 21, 2021
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O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.
O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.
by Corbynista March 27, 2021
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Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.
M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.
by papa patches June 1, 2023
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Kuro's Law

Any sexual discussion will ultimately end up with somebody mentioning incest at least once.
Dude 1: My sister is fucking hot.
Dude 2: I'd totally fuck her.
Dude 1: So would I.
Dude 3: Kuro's Law.
by lolkuro June 1, 2014
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sinatra’s law

The property that if an item can be crafted in any of the five boroughs of New York City, it can be crafted anywhere.
“Because of Sinatra’s Law, this can be made anywhere.”
by chungledown bim December 5, 2022
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