why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

St Benedict exorcist key pendant

Key like pendant that tell Satan begone the dragon protection from evil,poison temptations and spiritual warfare not to mess anybody style up or thug life or favorite rapper or actor or actress or child actor or actress

I have to pray my st Benedict exorcist key pendant for protection from satan

by The muscle April 21, 2025

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018

cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.

"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."

by Am Twan December 14, 2022

Maner Key

A Person Who Looks Like A Monkey An Acts Like One Also Love To Put His Stick In Dirty Bithces

You Maner Key Back To Work

by Hubdro February 17, 2024

Keys

A man from Free Guy. Extremely hot, and has the brains of albert einstein

Hey whos that?

Keys. Hottest man alive.

by kurtsworld96 wife August 26, 2022