do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.

Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”

by Mike Hawk19 July 11, 2021

i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

by ma jones May 19, 2004

I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. July 24, 2005

how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.

Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?

by Can of Worms November 15, 2006

if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty

Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)

by Robert March 28, 2004

you know I love ya

used after insulting or making a joke of someone, to make them feel better

Dude that was cold!
Oh, you know I love ya.

by commoner May 22, 2004

you know we stay litty

An amazing line by the British genius Nick Crompton. Originated from the amazing worldwide hit "It's Everyday Bro". It means that someone stays lit, or on fire.

"You know we stay litty!"

by SpagooterMan16 August 30, 2017