why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Keys

It’s over or done or you can’t NEW YORK SLANG YALL WOULDN'T GET

“bro it keys I can’t go”

by Dissydick96 June 4, 2019

kei

tbh were the gayest things alive. not sorry 🤭

OMG MY BSF KEI IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT😨

by keiiiiii May 9, 2022

Alicia Keys

Alicia Augello Dean (né Cook) Is a singer-songwriter who completely fell off the face of the earth awhile ago.

What happened to Alicia Keys?

IDFK

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

bro-key

When you say a gay joke and its actually pretty nice.

Yo bro-key, James Charles is hot.

by MJxAugust May 10, 2020

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022