why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Keys

Kill yourself. People figured out how to tell someone to kill themselves on Tiktok without their comment being removed.

-I'm such a big fan of Hitler!
-Keys.

by Kakajohn February 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Ella Key

Some butterz ute bluddd.

Ai is dat ella key fam?
Yea g she’s dat butterz ute bluddd

by gkondawekay June 25, 2021

Key

A niggga who suck dick and get no hoes and make bad. Grades

Keyyyy

by John f Kendra jehebenebene November 22, 2021

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023