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Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks
Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.
by Falmk March 7, 2020
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Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.
Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.
by Jahmingus June 10, 2010
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Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.
Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!
by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014
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jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.
I made a jizz mural on her face.
by estabonjovie June 14, 2016
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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
by Kavorks April 3, 2021
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Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!
by Plant fucker March 3, 2021
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