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Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon
Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade
by Fortnite m8 November 1, 2020
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jade

jade is not a simp
by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020
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Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She’s powerful and you can fall for her very quickly. You can be obsessed with her because she’s so perfect. She’s the perfect date partner. Nobody can reach her. She’s the hottest person an very sexy. She’s top even by men. She’s perfect! She always says her opinion even if it hurts someone cause she doesn’t care. That’s the bad side. She can be rude and she would k!ll someone. She is the Maf!a leader. She’s always the leader so don’t mess with her. So beautiful.
Someone: I’m dating jade I couldn’t be happier!
Someone: she’s so hot! Lucky you!
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
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Jade

A pretty young girl , athletic and smart. She suffers with men because they are not enough for her. She always knew she was different a. It’s not her life now that will make her happy and whole. It’s her life with a superhuman man that will push her into the right direction to happiness. Although there are less than a handful of Demigods she doesn’t have to look far in 2025 one will be in her life. And she must force him to be with her. This man will be a sad man that left the heavens to be with a woman over 2 decades ago and the woman betrayed him . She must save him and herself it’s the only way she will fulfill their destiny.
Oh my , Jade is a goodness!
by Biblical historians group June 12, 2025
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jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.
by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019
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Jade

There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.
“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples
by sideshowazh February 17, 2024
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Jade Chapman

A female minor that does not admit it
That's a Jade Chapman, stay away unless u want jail time
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