sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff December 1, 2010

Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB

Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010

jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

Jackem'off Traits

1. Someone with an abrasive attitude or demeanor. A preson reguarded as an asshole that acts without rearguards to how it affects the people around them.

2. Some one with the traits of a dumb ass. Someone who does dumb thing, or acts with a lower sense of intelligence than the average person.

I can't believe the way that guy drives, he has Jackem'off Traits for sure!

by HighPockets54 November 15, 2011

Jackituss

Adjective. (Jah-kite-uss). Definition: Being a jack-ass and passing judgment on the regular.

Look at this Ali guy; he thinks he's better then everyone. What a jackituss.

by Ellen_Chellen' August 1, 2012

jacker's curve

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)

My boyfriend has a jacker's curve

by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013