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Jonathon 

Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.
Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
Jonathon by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019
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Jonathing 

(verb) The process of taking a 4-panel comic and replacing the last panel with the meme "haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter". Similar to "is his Loss?", but you just slap the image on there.
To be honest, Jonathing is only funny to crackheads and people who shit post on a daily basis.

Jonathon 

Funny person and has the best friends he could ask for they are so cool 😎
Jonathon
Jonathon by Cool guy 2009 November 30, 2021

Jonathen 

His name is jonatrhen and he is happy bitchnig.
Jonathen homie
Jonathen by JonathenJonathen February 8, 2022

Johnathan Alvarez 

A very cool person that likes playing hexanaut.io on coolmathgames.com also he licks up dominick Rojas's cum stain
did you know that Johnathan Alvarez fucked dominick and licked up his cum??!!
WHATATATTA

Jonathon O’hare 

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside his normal social groups. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends
Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself
Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’hare
Jonathon O’hare by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Jonothan 

SONO CHINO SADAME!!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You thought the sentence would be an example of Jonothan, but it was me DIO
Jonothan by InternetMu’arakh January 3, 2023