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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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The Sun

A star that keeps you alive but hurts you
Teacher: Ok class here is a picture of the sun ,it keeps us alive

Jimmy: But doesn’t the sun hurt us?
by Boo Chicken July 13, 2018
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Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.
Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.
by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018
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Sun

The sun in which cases burns my eyeballs because the sun is an EXTREMELY DEADLY LASER.
mom: go outside

me: no
mom: why not

me: the sun is a deadly laser
by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022
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Capri Sun

The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun
Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed
by hrent December 29, 2016
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Black Hole Sun

a song by American rock band Soundgarden. Written by frontman Chris Cornell, the song was released in 1994 as the third single from the band's fourth studio album, Superunknown (1994).
Black Hole Sun was released in mid-1994 and became the most successful song from Superunknown on the American rock charts and arguably the band's most recognizable and popular song.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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