Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 11, 2020

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Tripper's Law

Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law

by Sayremonx April 15, 2021

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Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

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fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 March 16, 2014

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Adam's Law

Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that

(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.

What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!

by blueswannabe March 12, 2014

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