Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 13, 2005

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos

Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

palmetto tree

A palm tree that grows in the U.S. Animals and shit live in them, so watch out!

We saw Palmetto Trees when we went to South Carolina.

by Definer1and2 November 23, 2016

back of the tree

expression meaning ugly and unwanted. taken from when people recieve ornaments for christmas that they very much dislike, but don't want to offend the giver of the gift. so, they put it up, but on the back of the tree, so no one can really see it

whoa, did your grandma seriously give you an abba-themed christmas ornament? that is seriosly back of the tree right there

by chicken sangwhich January 25, 2007

Tree light

Used for lighting above people's head and then yelling fire then having excuse for drenching them with water.

"Did you see Jeremy?" "Yea we tree lighted him."

by Yoke349 March 26, 2013