when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 08, 2020
i went on youtube and clicked on a video. all i heard was "cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance"
by Elonn Mussk November 21, 2017
should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked
by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023
@JUSTJOOO
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023
person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
person 2: pluh
by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023
ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name
by beautyegirl May 09, 2020
Ime stands for In my experience.
Person 1 is texting Person 2
"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or
Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"
Person 2: "Not ime."
"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or
Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"
Person 2: "Not ime."
by THELIZARDKING907 December 19, 2023