Human scum

Human scum are typically known as people from the West Coast of Tasmania. They mainly divide into groups of up to 6 people. Generally, human scum tend to pretend to be your friend and then go behind your back to bitch and mouth off about you, but are too pathetic and worthless to say it your face. They become crabby and carry on when you refuse a walk, but don't invite you out for ones in the first place. They are typically noticed posting pathetic shit and boasting about having a good time without on social media.

"Man my friends are such human scum"

by MyFriendsAreShit99 June 12, 2018

Human Microphone

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This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.

The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.

by Mako34 October 20, 2011

human penis

you/reader

you are a HUMAN PENIS

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

The human centipede

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"

I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011

Human woodchuck

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

human music

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"

Get ready mama and play dat funky human music

by Loafy churdnub March 3, 2017

Human Suitcase

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

by Don Bigote March 1, 2011