Robin Hood Dat Ass

to rape someone and steal their organs

Person 1: After i rape you im gonna steal your organs dawg

Person 2: Did you just say you were gonna robin hood dat ass?

by Vitamin V April 2, 2010

Calum Hood

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Calum Hood

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.

sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."

by fuckin idk June 20, 2016

Eating Chicken in the Hood

Eating chicken in the Hood is what a typical gangsta/black dude/cool kid does in his off time. They go to their local KFC and order takeout. Afterwards, they head back to the Hood and party with other gangstas/friends/cool kids. While they feast on the chicken, they also listen to Mo Bamba. After "eating chicken in the hood," they either....

A) Head back to their turfs (@Gangsta)
B) Head to the basketball court and shoot some hoops while listening to Born to Ball (@Black Dude)
C) Spend the rest of the day making dumb KFC jokes (@Cool Kid)

My Baller Rap About Eating Chicken In The Hood:
©2019

Eat that chicken,
Eat it good.
Eat it like you eat it,
In the hood.
Eat to fast and bust your gut,
Finger-licking chicken.

(Feel free to use my rap, just as long as you don't claim it for yourself)

D.D. was eating chicken in the hood.
I love eating chicken in the hood.
How does Big Chungus not love eating chicken in the hood?
I love eating chicken in the hood, and you should too!
My girlfriend doesn't like eating chicken in the hood! My now EX girlfriend still hates eating chicken in the hood!

by Kentucky Fried Hot Chicken Win April 19, 2019

Banana on the Hood

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.

While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011

What's really hood

Use to call out someone to pick a fight, usually after the person on the receiving end of this statement causes some transgression or perceivable disrespect. Examples of things that would cause someone to say this include someone bumping into you, laughing at you, giving you a dirty look etc.. The implication is that if you're going around disrespecting people, you must be 'hood'/tough or looking for a fight.

It originates from "What's good?" which at the time it was coined was like another way of saying hello. It evolved into a hostile inflection to suggest to someone that something they did caused offense. This then evolved into "What's REALLY good?!" which then was substituted for what's really hood, basically meaning "if there's a problem we can solve this like they do in the hood." Likely the etymology of this phrase has something to do with the phrase "what's poppin'?"

Use "what's really hood" with EXTREME CAUTION.

Person 2 steps on Person 1 sneakers by accident.

1. Yo, what's really hood muh nigga?

2. Nothing, it was a mistake!

1. You damn right it was! *pulls out a gun*

2. Calm down, that's uncalled for..

1. -person one is too high/doped up/coked up to use reason. He murders person 2 and later put in jail for 30 to life-

by Oh, we need handles now? June 10, 2008

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Best movie ever.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*

by Alecai October 16, 2009