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Hippy Ritz

Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.
Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023
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Lousy Hipster

Someone who fulfills some but not all of the criteria of being a hipster. He/she either differs from hipsters in at least one important way, or inconsistently exhibits hipster-like characteristics.
Nich claims that he's a lousy hipster, but I haven't seen him eat meat in at least two years. He's totally gone vegetarian.
by WithEazE August 26, 2013
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Hippozoned

Hippozoned secretly is in love with griffin gaming, he also loves to drink some monster energy and lite beer. He’s also a fat bastard and a crybaby, he also has a secret obsession with griffin gaming after being called out
Hippozoned loves to defend epic games and griffin gaming
by Super-Smash April 12, 2019
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hipster-mecca

a city, or neighborhood in that city, where "hipsters" congregate. usually semi upscale, yet affordable due to mom and dads money. full of coffee shops, bars, "thrift" stores (where a crappy used t-shirt runs about $13).
hipster #1 hey im moving out of capitol hill in seattle. its like so over

hipster #2 yeah, i moved to portland, OR. its the new hipster-mecca
by hellmang March 1, 2008
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Hipster cat

An online meme of a cat with glasses that enjoys unknown, obscure, or "underground" viral concepts that have spread through culture or the internet.
Hipster cat's favorite band: you haven't heard of them!
by anonymous_nerds October 3, 2011
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

It is actually the never ending fear of long words .
If you don't believe me look it up
Alice: So doc' is there anything wrong
Doc: I'm affraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Alice: AAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE NO AAAAAAAAARG
Doc: they should make an abreviation for this ...
by Rhinostril February 6, 2014
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Hipster

Hipsters are a subculture of American consumer for whom the idea behind the marketing holds more value than the product being marketed.

The attachment of certain words, phrases or ideas to a product (e.g.; counter-culture, independent or "indie", progressive, alternative or "alt", organic, holistic, "old-school", etc.) whether that product is music, fashion, technology, food, social media or real estate, is enough to connote to the hipster "authenticity" and value, regardless of whether there is any innate value to be found.

Ironically, the hipster perceives him/herself as the counterpoint to mass-culture and conformity when, in fact the ease with which hipster "culture" can be appropriated, repackaged and marketed makes them the ultimate conformists (e.g.; tattoos were once a sign of rebellion and a badge of one's outsider status, now over 40% of all Americans under 50 have a tattoo, essentially making them all members of the same tribe.)
Definition #1 was clearly written by a hipster.

Gay porn used to feature nothing but hairless meth-addled circuit queens, now we have to watch skinny, bearded hipsters get facials.

Befuddled observer: "It's 79 degrees out, why are you wearing a kitted wool cap?"
Hipster: "Because I reject the mainstream banality of weather in favor of an authentic expression of my inner self."
Befuddled observer: "Oh, I thought it was because you're a hipster douche-bag."
by Mister Ay Cee May 5, 2013
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