Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

gut pocket

high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut

happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets

ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash

by anonymous May 7, 2019

Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.

Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt

“I love to be upper-gutted.”

by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020

shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”

1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”

by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018

Gutted

So amazed or excited that your guts have fallen out and you're now dead.

Did you see how good she looked? I was gutted!

by kimqueef November 22, 2019

guts and blackpowder

a roblox game where you kill zombies to escape

guts and blackpowder player: “yo guts and blackpowder?”

other player: “bett”

by ptsdKadaja July 1, 2024