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Government Architect

The name give to someone who does not work in paid employment. They are considered lazy and unable to get a job. Usually referred to as 'Drawing the dole'.
Refer also "Government Artist".
by McSwifty January 11, 2009
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glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!
"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"
by Hyrox April 16, 2008
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glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009
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glove juice

when he was done, there was a lot of glove juice.
by meeeeeeeshelll. May 21, 2009
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glove nugget

a little/big ball of latex in an exam glove or ..any other latex product
"Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."
by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 3, 2009
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glover lover

lovin' the gloves.
fuckk you dude. glover lover? nah... go without the gloves. naked ftw!
by Pocketfulofsunshine April 9, 2010
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Governmentilate

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")
"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."
by KazzyKing June 9, 2013
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