Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

by Dhogdjss October 15, 2019

elbow grab dayyyy is a day where you can grab your friends weines haha
and then see how many wenises you can colect
and then see how many wenises you can colect
by ferda bois only.com October 22, 2019

From April 24 to May 24You can grab a girls pussy, boobs, ass,
And girls can grab a guys dick and ass have fun it’s a whole month of grabbing shit
And girls can grab a guys dick and ass have fun it’s a whole month of grabbing shit
by Handle off April 24, 2019

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE
person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”
by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

A little known martial arts move to use on enemies. The move requires standing behind an opponent, grabbing their nuts and yanking upwards. This renders them incapacitated until they realise they can fight back and hit you.
by lemonlime-etc October 30, 2011

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.
Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021
