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give birth to a democrat

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.
by B Clinton May 3, 2008
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the giver

(n.) Name given to an image of a man with a grossly elongated penis (see Priapus and Fertility god) that appeared on the original Goatse.cx page. It is a joke of sorts, the inference being that Goatse is "the taker."
The Giver made a brief appearance on Goatse.cx.
by Dylan {***DaShizz***} October 12, 2009
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give the pez

Salutation involving a reverse head nod where the chin makes a quick up and out motion, similar to the movement of the head on a pez dispenser. Especially helpful when wanting to say hello, but not wanting to engage in idle conversation.
"Hey, I saw whats-his-name from accounting the other day while I was at lunch."

"Did you say hi?"

"No didn't have time, but I did give the pez so he'd know I saw him."
by Henry Joe March 27, 2007
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giving birth to cheese

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A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
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National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

On January 27th all guys must surrender their hoodies to the girls. The girls get to choose their hoodie supplier.
Girl: Yo Justin give me your hoodie right now!
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because it's national Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day!
by scrapbookunicorn101 January 20, 2020
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I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.
Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018
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giving the little man in the boat a nuggie

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.
when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.
by metalmanchip October 12, 2008
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