gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013

Gravy Ravioli

Slang for 'are sexy'.

If you were to say 'You gravy ravioli' then you would be saying 'You are sexy'.

by SenorWombat December 8, 2013

Gravy

Disbelief, surprised, judging in a comical way

Bianca: Last night at this raging party Jordyn and I were dancing on the table and fell off.
Jordyn: Yea, I think my butt is going to have a pretty nice bruise on it.
Monica: Gravy, Y'all are crazy. *Rolls eyes*

by Bianca Crosby March 10, 2014

Gravy

An extra benefit that comes from doing something that you would have done anyway for a different reason. Related to the food kind of gravy by the fact that gravy is made from the excess juices that drip from meat or vegetables while cooking.

Monica will gain so much experience and meet so many important people in her internship at the White House, that any money she gets paid will just be gravy.

by Tulpa August 7, 2014

gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015

gravy buster

The act of anal fisting someone with diarrhea

Jack accidentally unleashed the gravy buster while rooting around his ladies backside.

by Bud Clayton March 10, 2015

gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015