Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Snot Goblin

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.

1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."

by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024

power goblin

Spamton G. Spamton

"Spamton G. Spamton is a total power goblin"

by spamton g spamton December 6, 2021

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.

Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

himalayan fur goblin

subspecies of german shepperd.

what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough

by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023

Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.

Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.

by Mogiew July 22, 2022