Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 14, 2010

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

fudging a-hole

a shorter version of fucking asshole. ussaually said because you cant say fucking asshole around some people

fudging a-hole i steped on a nail!

by sexi black chick July 11, 2010

Botleigh Fudge

The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.

Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..

by pauld_man November 6, 2010

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet

You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.

by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010