michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend

i’m flat

by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019

Flat earther

Someone who knows the truth.

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police

by Nonweeb November 11, 2024

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021