flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flaving

Another word for a flag waving (flaving)

"The Flag is flaving!!!!"

by gfvbdbgyhtj\ June 1, 2018

flamingo

A sexual position in which the male strategically places a chair in the center of the room for the woman to put her hand on while she is bending over and grabbing an ankle in a quadracept-stretching motion.

"Last night, my girlfriend said she wanted to go for a run so I busted the old flamingo out so she could stretch her left quad."

by Nu'jay March 17, 2009

flaming homosexual

a funny phrase or someone thats lame. Makes Ian wanna choke a baby!=

My neighbors next door are flaming homosexuals.

by Taylor & Tory August 9, 2006

Flaming Moe

The art of getting two male strippers extremely drunk, getting them bare-assed and tying them together by their cocks. Then, when they are tied up, urinating on their bellies.

I went to Men-in-Motion, found two hot strippers and broght them home and gave them a Flaming Moe.

by Moe November 17, 2003

flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.

"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."

by seankelley January 9, 2009

flaming cum

While you pull a flaming cock you cum into the glass and make someone else drink it.

Dude, I totally made Steve drink my flaming cum yesterday.

by pull_flamer December 14, 2015