fighting the dragon

Masturbation until you bleed

Lucas was fighting the dragon when his mom walked in.

by Tealduck December 8, 2013

fly fishing

when you are either to young or can't afford the cover for a bar so you go out and bounce from outside of bar to outside of bar in the hope of picking up a women either leaving the bar or smoking out front. called fly fishing because like actual fly fishing you arn't actually going into the water (bar) to catch fish (women) and it also takes a lot of walking because you have to be constantly going from location to location

dude 1-bro u going fly fishing tonight

dude 2- na my feet tired bro lets just hit the bar

by mr_incredible408 August 26, 2013

Cat Fishing

the act of shoving your entire hand into a pregnant woman's vagina, and pulling out the baby. similar to the method used by backwoods rednecks to catch catfish.

my GF is 4 months pregnant. guess I better go cat fishing before its too late

by n197 September 13, 2013

fisting

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists up each others' arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.

Brenda Butch enjoys fisting Melissa. "There's nothing finer than a nice warm turd," she says.

by littledebybigboobs June 16, 2005

Lebanese fisting

The art/style of fisting adopted by hairy lebanese men. The male participant shaves their pubic hair and holds it in their fist as they proceed to fist a ho. when the act becomes tiresom to the male. he releases his fist full of goodies. this style of fisting can be used for both vaginal and anal fisting

John gave Em a rough lebanese fisting on friday

by John Palmer1234 August 25, 2009

fishing

When a less capable co-worker or incompetent manager tries to talk to a more competent colleague in a casual way about emerging projects or technologies, only to later pass those ideas off as his own.

"Remember, that great idea you were talking to Lil'e about? Well, he's selling it to BigE as his own."

by K_the_C September 24, 2004

fighting the bear

From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.

Not for the faint of liver.

Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.

by bearslayer January 24, 2011