reverse fanny pack 

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

reverse fanny pack by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

dangle fanny 

The awkward squirming motion a girl must perform in bed in order
to make him sleep on the wet patch.

I was so into it last night I didn't even notice her dangle fanny maneuver set us to my side before the big finale.

dangle fanny by Greubar June 15, 2017

ls fanny 

Where you have a crusty, loose, shrivelled up vagina

I fucked this girl last night and she had a LS fanny! It was so gross

ls fanny by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Fender fanny 

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

Fender fanny by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017

Saggy fanny 

Where the vagina/ lower clit looks like punched lasagne. Very loose looking and dangly.

Oi oi she’s got a saggy fanny look at state on that sket mush.

Saggy fanny by Notasket February 20, 2018

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

cabbage fanny by Jowney February 26, 2018

Clammy fanny 

A wet slimy vagina with an unpleasant smell

T:my girl lauren has a right clammy fanny
B: thats tragic bro

Clammy fanny by Eggy mcvie March 15, 2018