top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor his ass

A term used to say beat his ass.

"I will floor his ass if he keeps talking to my girl"

by Venthesleepyboi December 20, 2022

Put the cheesecake on the floor

To put your cum bum on the pavement

How to put the cheesecake on the floor:
Bro: Ay bro before you put that cheesecake on the floor let me ice it
*ejaculates*
Y/n: Thanks bro, feelin' frosty

by Ches cake Muncher January 30, 2025

Licking the floor

An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.

“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

floor amnesia

forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.

He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.

by uttam maharjan September 20, 2011

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008