how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Fit-ler

A BEATY-EYED WIERDO. PERVERT.

Keep your children away from that fit-ler over there!

by Hp The Great October 16, 2021

deez nuts fitting

‚deez nuts fitting‘ is often used as a deez nuts comeback.

„what’s dnf?“
„DEEZ NUTS FITTING HAHA“

by deez nuts fitting July 18, 2021

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

Nic-fit

Nic-fit-

The fit you throw when you clearly need nicotine, and cannot clearly express the fact, because you haven't had nicotine. Nic-fit.

Stay away from Jane today, she's broke til Thursday and out of smokes!!

-watch out, she might throw a nic-fit

by SweetNightMare April 17, 2024

Ajax Is Fit

You are a simp for ajax aka me a femboy furry bottom

Ajax is hot

“Ajax is fit isn’t he”

by Femboyfurrykat August 23, 2022

hot-girl fit

the term refers to being physically toned and aesthetically appealing but not necessarily having high levels of endurance or athletic performance. so, in simpler words, being fit enough to look good but not actually having a lot of stamina or being super strong. (can be used as an insult)

Girl: Why are you so out of shape? You have like a 10 pack.
Boy: I’m not out of shape. I bench 295, 300 once. I just don’t do cardio.
Girl: Oh my God, you’re hot-girl fit.
Boy: I’m not hot-girl fit!!

by goldendaughtr November 27, 2024