ethan's farts

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death

did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?

by crztalyt November 10, 2020

ethan garza

retarded funny, halarious, steals your gum, all your freinds thinks hes cute

whos a funny guy? oh an ethan garza

by grace owenbee September 25, 2017

Ethan Fenu

Italian, strong, energetic, sexy, usually shaped like a jacked dwarf and look a lot like there whole family especially his cousin, these dwarfs can do one handed pushups and are fucking bitches

Pal : have you seen ethan fenu

Shane : Yeah i saw him taking crack

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Ethan S.J

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022

Ethan L

A femboy furry that has over -800% rizz, and only has the ability to rizz up hot men

Person: what’s good
Ethan l: what’s good

by TheRizzerman April 15, 2023

haley and ethan

These two are the perfect match made in heaven. They will send each other texts like crazy and compliment each other. When you see them together, you will most likely stare in awe wishing you could be as happy as them. A Haley and an Ethan is the best relationship you could ever come across. They love to spend time with each other and they give each other hugs on a daily basis. If you ever come across them, don't ruin that for them. You will regret it. They think about each other every second and when they're apart, they dream of each other being together right away. They make each other smile, laugh, and be happy. They are the most wonderful, amazing, and the cutest couple ever. If you are a Haley or an Ethan you better stay together because you will never find any other relationship to work besides when ya'll are together.

Lauren: "Wow!!! I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Ethan do."

Chloe: "They are so cute together!!! I wish I was that lucky."

by Galantis April 23, 2019

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018